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If you’ve ever been beside yourself, were you to the left or to the right?

 


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Posted - January 1, 2022

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  • 13395
    I was singing a song 'side by side...

    The drill sergeant orders 'LEFT .. RIGHT .. LEFT .. RIGHT .. LEFT ... .... ... LEFT ... .... ... LEFT...
    I was beside myself because I was the only one who screwed up the drill orders. It was left on my part to be left alone on the parade square....  Mostly all to the left it looks like.
    This post was edited by Kittigate at January 1, 2022 9:08 AM MST
      January 1, 2022 3:21 AM MST
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  • 44240
    Yes.

      January 1, 2022 8:07 AM MST
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  • 52955


    RUN, EVERYBODY; THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!!!

     

      


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      January 1, 2022 8:13 AM MST
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  • 44240
    LOL. Give yourself asker's pick.
      January 1, 2022 8:15 AM MST
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  • 52955

     

      If it were not crass, vainglorious, uncouth and verboten, I might be tempted.
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      November 20, 2022 8:21 PM MST
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